Humans are natural born complainers.I just made the obvious seem,well,obvious.

Humans are natural born complainers.I just made the obvious seem,well,obvious.

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Complaint No#17

Inti's mass evacuation





08:27:24 NIAS REGION,INDONESIA. Magnitude 5.0 earthquake.
08:34:03 Received a text from Andreana claiming that our college was shaking.Disregarded as a joke and went back to sleep.
09:01:23 Woke up to the sound of alarm,hit snooze,went back to sleep.
09:05:00 Smashed alarm clock against wall,struggled to stay awake.
09:13:55 Went online.Remembered my text and did some googling.HOLY SHIT IT REALLY DID HAPPEN.Grimaced when i stepped on my broken clock.Smashed it again.
09:42:09 Finally left for college.Grimaced over the thought of buying a new clock.
11:06:41 NIAS REGION,INDONESIA. Magnitude 4.6 earthquake.
11:07:11 Felt a gentle swaying at Level 6,building was actually moving.Mass evacuation of students.
16:20:09 Gasped as Professor X was shot in the ass.
16:44:36 Found the magical shop that sells rainbows and magic,Daisho.Grimaced at the fact that they weren't selling any alarm clocks.
17:53:22 Grimaced at the sight of bald disfigured rats at the pet shop.
22:13:10 Grimaced at the thought of buying a new clock.Took out my spare alarm clock.Still have 364 of them.






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