Sunday 27 November 2011
Friday 25 November 2011
Complaint No#26
The Chronicles of Peabrain(ed) blockhead:Final entry.
We were marked targets since the very beginning.Easy prey who saw not dangers lurking in the darkest corners and randomly passing motorcycles,oblivious to any malicious intent.Had this been in the wild,we would've been butchered.
But this was civilization.Society and it's educated peers.People and races whom were taught to be peaceful,harmonious,good.People.
People who did not shout any warnings and demands and struck me with a helmet.People that begun beating the shit out of me for the valuables I had.People that went straight to my friend's handbag.People that terrified her.
Humans that punched and bashed my head for not giving up my mobile phone.Humans that did not feel remorse inflicting pain.Humans that did not give a shit about their preys,even if they might end up comatized.
So this is what humans are like,after you peel through all the lies,pretense and virtues.
It's pretty funny,how our educational lies and history taught us to respect them.HHTPFM.
If we are poor,we work.If there are no jobs due to some racial policy,we beg.We do not go around bashing people's heads in with helmets and ask kindly for their valuables.
We were marked targets since the very beginning.Easy prey who saw not dangers lurking in the darkest corners and randomly passing motorcycles,oblivious to any malicious intent.Had this been in the wild,we would've been butchered.
But this was civilization.Society and it's educated peers.People and races whom were taught to be peaceful,harmonious,good.People.
People who did not shout any warnings and demands and struck me with a helmet.People that begun beating the shit out of me for the valuables I had.People that went straight to my friend's handbag.People that terrified her.
Humans that punched and bashed my head for not giving up my mobile phone.Humans that did not feel remorse inflicting pain.Humans that did not give a shit about their preys,even if they might end up comatized.
So this is what humans are like,after you peel through all the lies,pretense and virtues.
It's pretty funny,how our educational lies and history taught us to respect them.HHTPFM.
If we are poor,we work.If there are no jobs due to some racial policy,we beg.We do not go around bashing people's heads in with helmets and ask kindly for their valuables.
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| Approximated area where my head is swollen.They bashed the side of my head with a helmet and beat me with a stick like object before demanding my phone.When I did not oblige one of the people did a right cross to the same part of my head.I have a hard head.His fists must've hurt.Also,thank you adrenaline for not making me feel most of the impacts. |
Complaint No#25
The Chronicles of blockhead(ed) peabrain:First entry.
As redonkulus as this may sound,I was kidnapped by the Koreans.They practically blindfolded me all the way to PJ just to give me a bath,then dropped me in front of my home.
Now for a little back story..
The Koreans.They're after me.Now that I've sold my flesh and soul to them..there's no escaping them I guess.I only hope that my blog will somewhat compensate the shit I went through,to shed some light so that no poor soul would follow my muddled footsteps into the swamps of doom.
I will not state which church they're representing.I will not state what they preached.
What matters was what they offered.They offered my soul salvation.I am not a believer.They just cornered me and fed me with so many flashy videos and pictures that I simply couldn't give enough fucks to think rationally by that point.
They promised me their church was only a few minutes away.They promised me I would be home within minutes.When I came to my senses I was on their car,thirty minutes away from Subang.And as lady luck would have it,my phone batteries ran out at the very minute my outrageous stupidity dawned on my derpbrain.
And so,feeling bewildered with all that the circumstances offered,I reached their church,more than A FEW MINUTES away.It was only a small apartment with only a bathroom,a small kitchen,and a huge hall for what I assumed was where they preached to their Korean followers.
I was given a bath.Baptism,they called it,the ceremony to cleanse my soul in order to prep me for the passing over.And then I was offered half a bread and half a cup of red wine,to symbolize me consuming Jesus' flesh and blood.What the fuck.I'm a cannibal.
After eating what must've been coke infused dough and drinking the blood of a virgin donkey,I was prepared for the waves of epilepsy that would envelope me and cause me to die a rather humiliating death,one that probably involved me shitting my pants.
Fortunately,nothing of that manner happened.They congratulated me for having my soul saved,for doing the right thing.A murderer murdering an infant would seem a right thing to do.To the psychopathic killer.
Hours later they dropped me of half a block away from where I lived.
They were nice people.Just misguided.But they lied to me.The Koreans lied.
As redonkulus as this may sound,I was kidnapped by the Koreans.They practically blindfolded me all the way to PJ just to give me a bath,then dropped me in front of my home.
Now for a little back story..
The Koreans.They're after me.Now that I've sold my flesh and soul to them..there's no escaping them I guess.I only hope that my blog will somewhat compensate the shit I went through,to shed some light so that no poor soul would follow my muddled footsteps into the swamps of doom.
I will not state which church they're representing.I will not state what they preached.
What matters was what they offered.They offered my soul salvation.I am not a believer.They just cornered me and fed me with so many flashy videos and pictures that I simply couldn't give enough fucks to think rationally by that point.They promised me their church was only a few minutes away.They promised me I would be home within minutes.When I came to my senses I was on their car,thirty minutes away from Subang.And as lady luck would have it,my phone batteries ran out at the very minute my outrageous stupidity dawned on my derpbrain.
And so,feeling bewildered with all that the circumstances offered,I reached their church,more than A FEW MINUTES away.It was only a small apartment with only a bathroom,a small kitchen,and a huge hall for what I assumed was where they preached to their Korean followers.
I was given a bath.Baptism,they called it,the ceremony to cleanse my soul in order to prep me for the passing over.And then I was offered half a bread and half a cup of red wine,to symbolize me consuming Jesus' flesh and blood.What the fuck.I'm a cannibal.
After eating what must've been coke infused dough and drinking the blood of a virgin donkey,I was prepared for the waves of epilepsy that would envelope me and cause me to die a rather humiliating death,one that probably involved me shitting my pants.
Fortunately,nothing of that manner happened.They congratulated me for having my soul saved,for doing the right thing.A murderer murdering an infant would seem a right thing to do.To the psychopathic killer.
Hours later they dropped me of half a block away from where I lived.
They were nice people.Just misguided.But they lied to me.The Koreans lied.
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| They did not look like this,sorry to say. |
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| Now that's more like it. |
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