Humans are natural born complainers.I just made the obvious seem,well,obvious.

Humans are natural born complainers.I just made the obvious seem,well,obvious.

Monday, 13 June 2011

Complaint No#16.5


All right you miserable bag of potatoes.I know you've been following and watching me the whole day.

And the guy you sent on stake-out?Never in my life have I seen such a suspicious looking crow with binoculars around his neck.If you desire more information,I'm very much happy to oblige.Just stop trying to hit me with turd bombs.









As far as I've figured out,the blue stuff I picked up were casings of 12 gauge shotgun shells.I don't know which idiot would fire a stray of shotgun slugs inside a residential area with just 3 colleges next to it,but I'm pretty sure they work for the government.

The shells have "SME RIMBA" printed on one side of it,which I'm guessing is a local ammunition trading company.

There have also been rumors of bounty rewards on dead crows.You birds might want to look into that.Now lay your filthy beaks off my back.

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