Today was laundry day.I have to confess.This was the first time i did it unsupervised.I actually felt more nervous than the day i sat for SPM.I was half hoping that some magical genie would pop out from the bubbles and help me.I imagined he would've looked like this:
I had a dozen questions.Should I jump into the spinning vortex?Should I throw my class C biological hazards(socks) inside?But the genie came unanswered.
Then all of a sudden,with half of my arm still inside,the machine spun itself twice.I didn't scream like a shemale on steroids,but I did shout out some things I would regret in my later life.
*Landlord:If you're reading this,I swear I didn't make the dent on your washing machine.I think it was my roommate.Peace.
And after a long day of laundry(like 45minutes),I was all set to dry my clothes.
And then it rained.Son of a bitch.
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