Complaint No#18

Meeples is a shop that sells you games.Not those flashy animated 8-gigabytes video games,but actual real life board games.

Don't get me wrong,they don't have games like Chess or Monopoly and all those conventional games,instead they have games like..



Dominant Species.Where you evolve your abilities to rise above all other animals.
How's that for awesome?

Or why don't you have a taste at Fast Food:The Game?

I didn't actually play it,but it had cards and burgers and fries.Suitable for all ages that are addicted to fast food.







And if you're feeling extremely geeky and want to practice your godlike APM,why don't you try Starcraft and Warcraft:The Board Game?

I'm a Starcraft fan and I didn't even know they had board games.

The game we played was called Bang!,a fast paced Mexican shootout game.

Basically you have 4 jobs,a Sheriff,a Deputy Sheriff,a Renegade,and the rest are Outlaws.Nobody knows who's who except the Sheriff,who has to reveal himself before the game starts.

Outlaws' Objective:Kill the Sheriff.
Sheriff's Objective:Kill all the outlaws.
Deputy Sheriff's Objective:Protect the Sheriff at all costs.
Renegades Objective:Lie in wait until all other players are eliminated except the Sheriff,then proceed to killing him.

You have tonnes of action cards and equipment cards,but that's a story for another day.

The character i played was Pedro Ramiree,aka the shittiest character in the whole damn game.

I mean,look at his kind oval face.We're talking about a game where you're supposed to kill the goddamn opponent here.Pedro looks like a farmer that worries more about his pigs than a Mexican shootout.Which probably explains why his ability is one of the worst in the game.He enables you to draw one card from the discard pile.

Now there are two down sides to that:
1)Every player on the table knows which card you took.
2)The last card is probably some shitty card your opponent discarded to clear his hand.Which means that 90% of the chance the cards I can draw are shit.

Anyone named Pedro probably dies first in the movie anyways.All the other characters are mean cool looking bad guys,complete with cloaks and scars.Pedro just looked fat and chubby.

But it was fun though,and Meeples provides free games of the week.Definitely going back again.