Complaint No#9

Some of you may have heard of it,some of you may not.But here's the story.A few days back I rescued an advertisement pamphlet from the jaws of my dog.My dog literally eats my mail alive if left unattended.

So anyways this flier was about Pizza Hut's "WOW SAVERS 50% DISCOUNT" offer.Apparently you can get this huge delicious looking pizza for around 5 ringgit.Oh my god.Food of the gods mang.I gotta try this.Right?
Oh so fucking wrong you are.This,like many other fast food franchises are full of shit.(You're next on my list,KFC)I'll just use the thursday pizza as comparison.Look at the ad.It's full of prawns and pineapples and cheese and nectar of the gods.Surely a quick look would account to 20-30 toppings on the pizza.How bad can it be?



 Well,this bad.See the knife right there?It's around 20 centimeters long.And the pot right there?

Oh yeah.The fucking pizza.I wouldn't go so far out of a limb to call my food a bowl of shit.But it was a bowl of shit.And a small one at that too.It had like 3 pineapple slicing on it,half a fistful of tuna and probably 2 sliced prawns on it.

And the pizza came in 4 slices.One slice was approximately 5 centimeter long.Sorry I didn't get the chance to take the pizza's picture.But the why the fuck is the pizza so small thought struck right after i finished the pizza off.That's how puny it was.To make matters worse I had to wait 20 minutes for this.Curse you,PH.I'm never ever coming back.