Complaint No#25

The Chronicles of blockhead(ed) peabrain:First entry.

As redonkulus as this may sound,I was kidnapped by the Koreans.They practically blindfolded me all the way to PJ just to give me a bath,then dropped me in front of my home.

Now for a little back story..
The Koreans.They're after me.Now that I've sold my flesh and soul to them..there's no escaping them I guess.I only hope that my blog will somewhat compensate the shit I went through,to shed some light so that no poor soul would follow my muddled footsteps into the swamps of doom.

I will not state which church they're representing.I will not state what they preached.
What matters was what they offered.They offered my soul salvation.I am not a believer.They just cornered me and fed me with so many flashy videos and pictures that I simply couldn't give enough fucks to think rationally by that point.

They promised me their church was only a few minutes away.They promised me I would be home within minutes.When I came to my senses I was on their car,thirty minutes away from Subang.And as lady luck would have it,my phone batteries ran out at the very minute my outrageous stupidity dawned on my derpbrain.

And so,feeling bewildered with all that the circumstances offered,I reached their church,more than A FEW MINUTES away.It was only a small apartment with only a bathroom,a small kitchen,and a huge hall for what I assumed was where they preached to their Korean followers.

I was given a bath.Baptism,they called it,the ceremony to cleanse my soul in order to prep me for the passing over.And then I was offered half a bread and half a cup of red wine,to symbolize me consuming Jesus' flesh and blood.What the fuck.I'm a cannibal.

After eating what must've been coke infused dough and drinking the blood of a virgin donkey,I was prepared for the waves of epilepsy that would envelope me and cause me to die a rather humiliating death,one that probably involved me shitting my pants.

Fortunately,nothing of that manner happened.They congratulated me for having my soul saved,for doing the right thing.A murderer murdering an infant would seem a right thing to do.To the psychopathic killer.

Hours later they dropped me of half a block away from where I lived.
They were nice people.Just misguided.But they lied to me.The Koreans lied.

They did not look like this,sorry to say.

Now that's more like it.