Complaint No#17

Inti's mass evacuation

08:27:24 NIAS REGION,INDONESIA. Magnitude 5.0 earthquake. 08:34:03 Received a text from Andreana claiming that our college was shaking.Disregarded as a joke and went back to sleep. 09:01:23 Woke up to the sound of alarm,hit snooze,went back to sleep. 09:05:00 Smashed alarm clock against wall,struggled to stay awake. 09:13:55 Went online.Remembered my text and did some googling.HOLY SHIT IT REALLY DID HAPPEN.Grimaced when i stepped on my broken clock.Smashed it again. 09:42:09 Finally left for college.Grimaced over the thought of buying a new clock. 11:06:41 NIAS REGION,INDONESIA. Magnitude 4.6 earthquake. 11:07:11 Felt a gentle swaying at Level 6,building was actually moving.Mass evacuation of students. 16:20:09 Gasped as Professor X was shot in the ass. 16:44:36 Found the magical shop that sells rainbows and magic,Daisho.Grimaced at the fact that they weren't selling any alarm clocks. 17:53:22 Grimaced at the sight of bald disfigured rats at the pet shop. 22:13:10 Grimaced at the thought of buying a new clock.Took out my spare alarm clock.Still have 364 of them.

Complaint No#16.5

All right you miserable bag of potatoes.I know you've been following and watching me the whole day.

And the guy you sent on stake-out?Never in my life have I seen such a suspicious looking crow with binoculars around his neck.If you desire more information,I'm very much happy to oblige.Just stop trying to hit me with turd bombs.

As far as I've figured out,the blue stuff I picked up were casings of 12 gauge shotgun shells.I don't know which idiot would fire a stray of shotgun slugs inside a residential area with just 3 colleges next to it,but I'm pretty sure they work for the government.

The shells have "SME RIMBA" printed on one side of it,which I'm guessing is a local ammunition trading company.

There have also been rumors of bounty rewards on dead crows.You birds might want to look into that.Now lay your filthy beaks off my back.

Complaint No#16

Dead crow-ss15,somewhere near Taylor's college.

He saw a dead crow
in a drain
near the Post Office,
He saw an old man
gasping for air
And a baby barely able to breathe
In a crowded morning clinic
This land is so rich
Why should we suffer like this?

I want clean air
For my grandchildren
I want the damned fools                                         
To leave the forest alone,
I want the trees to grow,
The rivers run free
And the earth covered with grass.
Let the politicians plan how
we may live with dignity
Now and always

Shell casings I picked up at the scene of the crime.

Gunshots really do sound like fireworks.But unlike the cheery combustion patterns one would expect,a gunshot brings more..malice,and death.

Maybe it was because I've played so many first person shooter games before,or maybe it was just human instinct.I somehow recognized the sound of firearms.I had the lingering suspicion that it was a rifle or shotgun  of some sort,but the darkness of the night concealed the faces of the shooters.

They were shooting to kill.In front of Taylor's.
And then I walked into a 7-Eleven to get my chewing gum.

Shell casing of a shotgun(online sources)

-THE END-

PS:In case this turns out to be a homicide investigation,please do not implicate me with the crimes involved.You can find the shell casings at my bottom right desk drawer.
Please don't shoot me.I hate getting shot.

Complaint No#15

Today was laundry day.I have to confess.This was the first time i did it unsupervised.I actually felt more nervous than the day i sat for SPM.

I was half hoping that some magical genie would pop out from the bubbles and help me.I imagined he would've looked like this:

I had a dozen questions.Should I jump into the spinning vortex?Should I throw my class C biological hazards(socks) inside?But the genie came unanswered.

Then all of a sudden,with half of my arm still inside,the machine spun itself twice.I didn't scream like a shemale on steroids,but I did shout out some things I would regret in my later life.
*Landlord:If you're reading this,I swear I didn't make the dent on your washing machine.I think it was my roommate.Peace.

And after a long day of laundry(like 45minutes),I was all set to dry my clothes.
And then it rained.Son of a bitch.