Complaint No#12

It is of my utmost regret to inform you that the world's renowned author of New York's best selling series Hide and Seek:The Saga and Kehidupan Seharian Osama,Osama bin Laden was finally discovered and made 'it' today,after holding the world's record for the hide and seek championship of 10 years.This ended streak led to massive celebrations in America,most notably Obama's speech about how his team managed this largest feat in the world of Hide and Seek.Osama was consequently offered a sea palace for his contributions to the world.

Source:Turn on your fucking TV.