Humans are natural born complainers.I just made the obvious seem,well,obvious.

Humans are natural born complainers.I just made the obvious seem,well,obvious.

Monday, 1 August 2011

Complaint No#21

This is how I feel every single  night,not the bees you dumbfuck,the man
Dear Santa Claus,

Sorry for calling you a big fat *** earlier,I present you my utmost apologies for that..slip of tongue.
Also I wish for a Hazmat suit and a mini flamethrower this Christmas.

Why you ask?Because Kedah is currently under the invasion of the insect kingdom.As I'm typing right now my house is under the bombardment of green foul-smelling insects and professional death-evading mosquitoes.

There are more species of insects here than there are the types of cars.Also I kinda live next to a huge sewer and fields with acres of insect breeding grounds.I think that helped.

Again I wish to express my apologies for calling you a big fat *** with an obsession for young kids.

Peace,Jason.

2 comments:

  1. Come back KL then you won't face that

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  2. ya i wanna come back soon,but have to wait for someone =/ also i just bomb another item.so suay

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