No Complaint#Complaint No#23

Dear lecturer,

       A ball is not an atom just like how sea monkeys aren't actually monkeys. After a few stakeouts I have managed to bunnynap Mister Whiskers over here.However,I assure you that Mr.Whiskers is being pampered like a real child ,and his release would be immediate upon the realization of my proposal:that spheres are in fact,not atoms.

      At 3pm sharp this Saturday,27/8/2011,you will take the U82 bus and arrive at Sunway Pyramid.Enter via the main entrance.You should have by this time,updated the results and posted them online.Upon confirmation a stranger will approach and tell you your shoelaces are untied.Tie your shoelaces even if they are done.When you look up you will find a yellow envelope.Do not attempt to go after the stranger.Inside the envelope will be a series of easily decipherable codes which upon solving,shall reveal to you 3 shop numbers.Visit each of them,and I will drop Mr.Whiskers in front of a random shop.To avoid complications I have excluded steak houses and petshops.

Should you fail to comply the bunny gets it.As per the picture up there.

Regards,
Mr.Complainer.

Update:

Holy flying mammoths it worked.

Complaint No#23

Today's physics test was supposed to be a breeze.A walk in the park.Taking candy from a baby.Taking booze from a drunk homeless man.

But reality struck and it struck hard,and I screwed half my quiz up(which was quite easy btw,since we only had 2 questions),though quite unreasonably.

I have lost my faith in Physics.

Complaint No#22

 Things you will never see at Kuala Lumpur:
100 year old train station.

The Brits:Whaaaat?Man this shit won't last through the war,mark my words.
100 years later..
The Kedahians:State of the art trains!

Wolves on checkerboards.How's that for menacing?Not dog.

Trees.Nuff said.

Sparkling vampires.
LOL jk.You see them all over KL but not at Kedah.We do have trolls and pontianaks though.

Complaint No#21

This is how I feel every single  night,not the bees you dumbfuck,the man

Dear Santa Claus,

Sorry for calling you a big fat *** earlier,I present you my utmost apologies for that..slip of tongue.
Also I wish for a Hazmat suit and a mini flamethrower this Christmas.

Why you ask?Because Kedah is currently under the invasion of the insect kingdom.As I'm typing right now my house is under the bombardment of green foul-smelling insects and professional death-evading mosquitoes.

There are more species of insects here than there are the types of cars.Also I kinda live next to a huge sewer and fields with acres of insect breeding grounds.I think that helped.

Again I wish to express my apologies for calling you a big fat *** with an obsession for young kids.

Peace,Jason.