Complaint No#14

My mathematics lecture started off easy,with the introduction to numbers all over again.It was like strolling through a garden of primroses with wings to slowly levitate you.

Then came today's crash course to hell,on roller skates,without your precious protective gear.My lecturer is really good at mindfucking people.If you were to do 4 questions,I'll bet that 2 are actually unsolvable,and he put it there to test and of course,mindfuck with us.Who actually knew that 1+1=1 could be proven wrong?


And what's worse is..we're still on page 1.Better bring aspirins for my next lesson.

No Complaint#Friday the 13th

No Complaint#A request

Dear Mr Life_rocker,

         My life is as interesting as watching paint dry.Unless of course,watching paint dry is one of your hobbies as well,then maybe we could hook up and I could tell you my life story as we watch paint dry.

          As for the constitution of our beloved country,I can't say much because,pretty much everything in it is taboo for 'people with bad intentions',as they coined it.My blog post would probably go like this:

"Well,the entirety of -post removed by the ISA- is of unheard of -post removed by the ISA-,and the -post removed by the ISA- should not be held with such high -post removed by the ISA-.In this golden era of peace,why is it that -post removed by the ISA- and freedom of speech is so -post removed by the ISA-?Perhaps -post removed by the ISA- is not the right mindset for the liberal society of our current generation."

I would though,describe the lives of Chinese and Bumis equal that to Hakens and Anders in the book Soul of The Fire,by Terry Goodkind.
The Anders were a primitive race that scavenged their way through life by picking fruits and hunting wild animals.Then one day the Hakens,with their more advanced technology invaded the Anders' land.With the Hakens they brought knowledge,technology,and most importantly,peace.With each passing decade the Anders assimilated more of the Haken's technology,and the Hakens saw them as their equals.Then one day,after the Anders seized control of the government,they killed every educated Haken-and enslaved the remaining ones.The future Haken generations were taught that they were murderers,rapists,beings with corrupted souls.They weren't allowed equal rights to the Anders.They were rejected the chance of an education.Their very history books consisted of cleverly manipulated truths,and the Hakens truly believed they deserved no more than being the slaves of the Anders.

Sounds familiar to you?Well let's leave it that way.Oh and by the way,both Hakens and Anders died very horrible deaths.

              PERKASA you say?Sorry I couldn't hear you over the laughter in my head.I for one hate adding insult to injury.

And that's it.Sincerely,by Jason.

Complaint No#13

There are two things in this world that last for just two seconds:The scent of a hot girl when she passes you,and the duration of a traffic light at 3am in the morning.

I swear to God that every single green light changes to red just to piss me off.And to answer your previous question,yes,we do have cars in Malaysia.We do not ride kerbaus to work.

You know the feeling,where you're refilling your car's petrol,and it ends just nice at the brim and you haven't wasted a penny?Well this felt like overflowing petrol that scalded your skin and blew off the whole gas station only to have you be labeled as an Al-Qaeda terrorist.No exaggeration there.

As if flying cows and grannies that can run as fast as 60km/hr weren't one of my biggest worries yet..

No Complaint#I swear not to swear

Looking back at my previous posts I discovered that I wasn't exactly a polite person.Making use of profanities is like peeing.You do it in private and not publicly,unless you're a sick bastard.Hurling profanities at one another is like peeing on each others' shoes.Either side smells like (NH₂)₂CO and the society frowns upon you.So from now on I *will* try my best to refrain myself from using them.Cheers.

Unless of course,I can't find any suitable way to express my frustration like when the fucking whale sat on me at Complaint No#1.

Complaint No#12

It is of my utmost regret to inform you that the world's renowned author of New York's best selling series Hide and Seek:The Saga and Kehidupan Seharian Osama,Osama bin Laden was finally discovered and made 'it' today,after holding the world's record for the hide and seek championship of 10 years.This ended streak led to massive celebrations in America,most notably Obama's speech about how his team managed this largest feat in the world of Hide and Seek.Osama was consequently offered a sea palace for his contributions to the world.

Source:Turn on your fucking TV.